RORY

1. Suprise me

2. a donation to heifer.org or go to the giving tree at the strongsville mall and help a kid out

3. a gift certificate to chipolte

4. An Ohio State sweatshirt

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

in this family, saying "surprise me" could be dangerous

Anonymous said...

You need a surprise when Yankees are a bust & the Fighting Irish flat out suck.

Anonymous said...

Dear Anonymous

Hello Kevin, This is GOD.

Remember the fighting irish are also called GOD's Team. Also, my son Jesus and his mother love the yankees. You have committed blasphemy.
I invented the NFL for those who weren't good enough to play in south bend. I created the yankees to show america what it is like to be winners. For dissing my teams,I will now pass judgment. The Browns will go to the superbowl twice in the next ten years and lose both times. The Cav's will never win a championship while LeBron plays for them. The indians will never win a world series. Ever. You would help yourself by doing 15 rosaries.

Anonymous said...

Dear God,
No knock on your family's sense of judgement, but your son did get betrayed by one of his Homey's and his mother, after being knocked up claimed to still be a virgin.
But thanks for the tip on the Browns, I'll be sure to wager heavily against them in those 2 Superbowls.